Family Guy
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Family Guy
1999 24 seasons TV-14 ★ 7.4

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

  1. Lottery Fever
    1 Lottery Fever 22m

    Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

  2. Seahorse Seashell Party (II)
    2 Seahorse Seashell Party (II) 22m

    While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I). It continues on American Dad! S08E02 Hurricane! (III).

  3. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
    3 Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q 21m

    When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.

  4. Stewie Goes for a Drive
    4 Stewie Goes for a Drive 22m

    Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

  5. Back to the Pilot
    5 Back to the Pilot 22m

    Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

  6. Thanksgiving
    6 Thanksgiving 22m

    Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

  7. Amish Guy
    7 Amish Guy 22m

    On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

  8. Cool Hand Peter
    8 Cool Hand Peter 21m

    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

  9. Grumpy Old Man
    9 Grumpy Old Man 22m

    It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.

  10. Meg and Quagmire
    10 Meg and Quagmire 22m

    When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.

  11. The Blind Side
    11 The Blind Side 22m

    Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

  12. Livin' on a Prayer
    12 Livin' on a Prayer 22m

    When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

  13. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
    13 Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream 22m

    When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

  14. Be Careful What You Fish For
    14 Be Careful What You Fish For 22m

    After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

  15. Burning Down the Bayit
    15 Burning Down the Bayit 21m

    Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

  16. Killer Queen
    16 Killer Queen 22m

    Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

  17. Forget-Me-Not
    17 Forget-Me-Not 22m

    After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

  18. You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
    18 You Can't Do That on Television, Peter 21m

    When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

  19. Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
    19 Mr. & Mrs. Stewie 22m

    Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

  20. Leggo My Meg-O
    20 Leggo My Meg-O 22m

    Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..

  21. Tea Peter
    21 Tea Peter 22m

    When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

  22. Viewer Mail #2
    22 Viewer Mail #2 22m

    One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.

  23. Internal Affairs
    23 Internal Affairs 22m

    Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.