Family Guy
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Family Guy
1999 24 seasons TV-14 ★ 7.4

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

  1. The Thin White Line (1)
    1 The Thin White Line (1) 21m

    Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

  2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)
    2 Brian Does Hollywood (2) 22m

    Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

  3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
    3 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 22m

    The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

  4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
    4 One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 22m

    When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

  5. And the Wiener Is...
    5 And the Wiener Is... 21m

    Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

  6. Death Lives
    6 Death Lives 22m

    After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

  7. Lethal Weapons
    7 Lethal Weapons 22m

    New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

  8. The Kiss Seen Around the World
    8 The Kiss Seen Around the World 22m

    Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

  9. Mr. Saturday Knight
    9 Mr. Saturday Knight 22m

    Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

  10. Fish Out of Water
    10 Fish Out of Water 22m

    When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

  11. Emission Impossible
    11 Emission Impossible 22m

    Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

  12. To Love and Die in Dixie
    12 To Love and Die in Dixie 22m

    The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

  13. Screwed the Pooch
    13 Screwed the Pooch 22m

    Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

  14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
    14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? 22m

    While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

  15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
    15 Ready, Willing, and Disabled 22m

    Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

  16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas 22m

    Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

  17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
    17 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows 22m

    Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

  18. From Method to Madness
    18 From Method to Madness 22m

    Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

  19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
    19 Stuck Together, Torn Apart 22m

    Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

  20. Road to Europe
    20 Road to Europe 22m

    Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

  21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
    21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 22m

    Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

  22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
    22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 22m

    The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.