A documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of a group of vampires in Staten Island who have “lived” together for hundreds and hundreds of years.
1 The Return of Jerry 25mThe vampires' long-lost fifth roommate returns.
2 Headhunting 26mGuillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.
3 Sleep Hypnosis 27mA dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.
4 The Railroad 26mLaszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.
5 Nandor's Army 27mThe vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.
6 Laszlo's Father 27mLaszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.
7 March Madness 24mLaszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.
8 P.I. Undercover: New York 24mColin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.
9 Come Out and Play 26mThe vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.
10 The Promotion 24mThe vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.
11 The Finale 32mA surprising twist leads to a change of plans.