A documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of a group of vampires in Staten Island who have “lived” together for hundreds and hundreds of years.
1 Resurrection 25mNadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
2 Ghosts 23mThe vampires hold a séance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.
3 Brain Scramblies 26mThe vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
4 The Curse 24mWhile the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
5 Colin's Promotion 24mColin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
6 On the Run 26mAfter a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
7 The Return 25mThe vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.
8 Collaboration 25mNandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
9 Witches 22mWhen Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture to Brooklyn to rescue them.
10 Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires 24mAs they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.